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The Viking Age
The
viking seafarers were an incredibly vigorous and healthy people. Some
diseases they rarely suffered: carpal tunnel syndrome, lactose
intolerance, food alergies, bulimia, gender disaffection, or old age.
If you have experienced any of these problems, then there is probably
something wrong with you.
The Lapplanders
After
the Chernobyl disaster, Lappland was inundated by radioactive fallout.
Lichen soaked up much of this radioactvity, which was in turn eaten by
the Lapplanders' principle herd animal, the reindeer. Now these
shamanistic aboriginals are channeling their radioactive power into
healing crystal necklaces, to help you 'get in tune'! Truly a spiritual
people.
Saint Ingvar
The patron saint of Norway, Saint Ingvar is most famous for driving all the monkeys from Norway, a feat that has yet to be
repeated. Saint Ingvar is also the patron saint of armpits and snark.
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