confused with Norwegian chiropracty, Norwegian spinal massage is
characterized by the application of the sensu-2x4 to the full length of
the patient's central nervous system, typically paying extra special
attention to the brain stem.
Cleansing Your System of Toxins
feelings of sluggishness and ennui are caused by a buildup of toxins in
your system. These toxins coagulate in your saliva glands, where they
fester in their own poison. Every day you should perform a complete
spit purge, evacuating at least a quart of saliva.
For patients with particularly anemic spit, the only alternative is typically the
most Americans you probably suffer from the delusion that your feelings
are somehow important. If feelings had any inherent value, then we
would all be on crack and enjoying the best feelings human brain
chemistry can endure. During the St. Ingvar sensitiviy training course
we will help you develop a protective emotional skin, so you can remain
dignified and dispassionate, even while we tell you exactly what we
think of you.
you often find yourself punching innanimate objects? Do you grind your
teeth? Odds are that despite these symptoms you aren't angry enough.
Try this exercise. Pick up a mainstream newspaper. They are virtually
interchangeable, so any will do. Read a few articles. Is a politician
quoted telling an obvious lie? Is there a war going on? Is Halliburton
making a huge profit off that war? Is an asinine spectacle reported as news? Keep reading until you're
good and angry.